Monday, 25 April 2011

ooo nnoooo i'm in dee doghouse

well to defend myselv I woz just doin de daily walk when i iz deesided to go a bit off de beaten track n went for a paddle in de dyke which woz suroundin de field n i came out very very black n stinky. some of u wood agree i iz bean doin what a dog gotta do n normally mummyrella wood not be doo disspleasssed but she woz gettin  ready to take little people out for de day n i ended up wiv un unexpected barf which none of uz woz expectin. however in defense of de barf it woz quite a nice one coz mummyrella used my new barf lotion we iz got from de dog doctors [vets] i iz talked about it before but i av to say again az i iz now soo lovverly n soft n smell of fings dat smell fruity. u can find more about it at www.petheadshop.com


it made me smell sooo  nice dat a lost puppy dog found me n we bought him home coz mummyrella had seen im in de week looking lost at de ovr end of de Village so he came home for tea n a play in de gardend wiv me, he woz very hungry n firsty.



Whilst i played wiv him little people boy called him Timmy, Mummyrella foned for de nice men to pick him up and give him a nice warm bed incase his family is looking for him. as Mr Mummyrella not really want another one of me in de house boooo but i and mummyrella not fink his family wanted him so we iz going to do sicological warfare on Mr M n see wot happens.  We do hopes he haz a good night sleep tonite - big barks n licks to u Timmy



Timmy does ave a head it iz just sniffin'
he woz a bit nervous but liked to play wiv me
he had a cute patch on his right ear n eye

2 comments:

  1. Oh, I hope 'Timmy' had a good time getting some noms, and water and some playtime with you. That was very nice of you and Mum to take him in for the day.
    Cairn cuddles, Oz

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  2. Ello Timmy. You looks right at ome dere. I ope you can be stayin for a bit longer and mebbe persuade Mr M that he can haz is own dog (wot be you)

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